1 The servants understand the watermelon isn't good in such heat. They're thinking about your precious pallet.

2 Oh, you and spelling, Sean. Palate. I sure hope they've got the new murder weapon worked out, since my notion of a blunt instrument is not going to fly.

3 I am the real thing! A 100% Magyar descendant of the original "Scourge of God!" Though I try to mitigate my nature with occasional acts of random kindness I find it difficult to give up the old style of thinkingÂ…that is believing that Attila (or his avatars) could be anything but male! Having spent a lifetime educating the "Foreign American Dogs" until I became one, that Attila conquered the known world during 450 AD but gave it all up to be with his 100 hundred wives and concubines, dying on his honeymoon night with a smile on his face! Ambitiously and violently conservative, Attila stuck to the traditional ways of conquering his foes, by overwhelming force and superior leadershipÂ…plus the fact that his countrymen were the best horsemen in the world at the time! This brings me back to "Little Miss Attila", while I have been forced through semi-castration as most adult males have through feminism and "sensitivity training", the last bastion of utter maleness, Attila, seemed to me to be inviolate to the deprecations of this modern curse! Now, though I don't disagree with your comments, I have to relate my ancestor to the possibility of a female role model! Only the future will tell if you follow the true path of Attila and focus on the practical side of his philosophyÂ…whether in love or warÂ…screw 'em all! Bisztos lehetsz hogy Magyar vagyok!!! Attila

4 There are several of us on the web who identify with Attila the Hun. I'm the only female in the group, however.

5 Really, I was thinking of that big hunk of wood and nails you have in the backyard. Really! Really!

6 It's damaged, Sean. Were you thinking of nailing it back together? I hear you're quite the carpenter when you set your mind to it . . .

7 Me and tools. SHUDDER!