1 LMA, You could pad by pointing your readers at Ann Coulter's Feb 28 column about the inconvenient truth. They might be able to find it at www.anncoulter.com . -Bob

2 Hey! We sent you because you never sleep! Get a good night's rest then. . . But now you have to tell us if you had some interesting dreams. P.S. Hope you brought your black light (UV) led flashlight. Those DC hotels are notorious, you know. You don't want to be resting your head on someone's else's ...er...dreams. Sweet dreams, AG!

3 Sorry--regular flashlight. Next time, I'll spray the whole room with liminal.

4 In DC, you can pick up Luminol in the lobby. Although since they don't bother to clean with bleach, those red blood stains are hard to miss. I'd buy those coveralls that John Kerry was wearing when he visited NASA. You know the ones that he insisted they photograph him in until people said that he looked like a bigger dork than Dukakis in that tank helmet. Then he cried "foul" and blamed Bush. Looking like a Teletubbie may make you sleep like one.