April 11, 2007

Another Completely Fictional Piece of Dialogue

"I got a new phone."

"So I read; you didn't really get the one you linked, though—did you?"

"What's wrong with the one I linked?"

"Well, it has flowers on it."

"Those aren't flowers; they are cherry blossom tattoos. Different thing entirely. The fact that they're tattoos makes them tuff."

"Joy, it's pink."

"More like a magenta color, really. It matches my iPod."

"Why didn't you just get a Hello Kitty phone?"

"Because I'm holding out for a Hello Kitty car, you woman-hater."

Misogyny in the blogosphere rears its ugly head once more.

Posted by: Attila Girl at 12:37 AM | Comments (6) | Add Comment
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1 I thought you were dreaming of Helllo Kitty hollow point rounds to go in your Malibu Barbie Glock...

Posted by: Prof. Purkinje at April 11, 2007 06:11 AM (SogAP)

2 Don't be silly; all my defensive ammo is made by American Girl.

Posted by: Attila Girl at April 11, 2007 08:23 AM (6C0F9)

3 Link broken because Joy cares!

Posted by: Darrell at April 11, 2007 08:57 AM (7QbXY)

4 Huh? I never called any women's basketball team "nappy-headed ho's."

Posted by: Sean Hackbarth at April 11, 2007 03:48 PM (QJ5cf)

5 But you implied that people who carry pink phones aren't good at math. I mean, you didn't say it out loud, but I could hear it between the lines. And the fact that it's true in my case is irrelevant. Furthermore, I don't accept your apology. Ha!

Posted by: Attila Girl at April 11, 2007 10:57 PM (6C0F9)

6 When the Hello Kitty car comes out, you and EM and Cleaver's kid can all fight over it. :-)

Posted by: caltechgirl at April 13, 2007 05:06 PM (r0kgl)

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