. . . we will be given the keys to the kingdom. We will know the true identity of Esther Wilberforce-Packard.

As Chris himself admits, he's the weak link. We give him a late model truck, he gives us a picture of Esther herself (himself—and somehow I suspect Esther's a guy).

Who's going to start collecting the cash, and who wants to set up the "Free Esther" fund? And who will make the first pledge?

I'm tired of sending toys to children in Iraq. I'm tired of giving Afghanis shoes. I'm tired of care packages to our fine men and woman in uniform, tired of aid for tsunami victims. Tired of doing nice things. I'm just plain tuckered out with using the power of the internet for good.

Come on. I gots to know.

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