1 I saw a matching toothpick holder somewhere -- boing-something or other. -B

2 Too mainstream for me

3 I made my own years ago. I call mine "Socialist Bastard." No dystopic visions of the future for me. I leave that to the French and other defective cultures. No offense intended, Mira d'Oubliette. You are not without hope. I suggest you find homemade pierogi, though, instead of that "pirogi" crap. Sauerkraut or sauerkraut & mushrooms ("k"apusta z grzybami) are always tasty. You have the cooking part down pat. Take a knife out of your "socialist bastard" and mark them first before you cook them. That way you don't have to play pierogi roulette when you eat. Unless you want to. Some cultural traits are hard to leave behind. Like drinking wine, smoking cigarettes, and contemplating suicide. I find that if you embrace capitalism and free markets, you can strike one of those off the list. I've never met a secular humanist cat. Or one that practices carbon rationing. Note to LMA--Your system is telling me that "k"apusta is questionable content. Don't make me call the Polish Anti-Defamation League!

4 How funny--you never know what's going to trip that filter . . .