In case you haven't seen Iowahawk's take on the Spitzer Scandal:

"We want to assure the expensive whore-buying public—whether they are drug dealers, washed-out big-league ball players, or compulsive gamblers on a temporary hot streak—that when they purchase one of our products, that fine bitch will now be DNA-tested and certified 100% free of contaminants from politicians or journalists," said Williams.

Despite the new assurances, Rizzo says it may take years for the whore industry's luxury segment to recover from the incident.

"The saddest thing is what it done to the youngsters, those starry-eyed 17- and 18-year old boys out there who dream someday of blowing thirty or forty thousand dollars on a hotel room full of beautiful, high-end hookers," said Rizzo. "Sure, only a few ever achieve it, but that boyhood dream has always been universal. After the Spitzer incident, thought, I'm just not sure whether that's true anymore."

People never stop to consider the human cost.

(I did not add hyphens to Iowahawk's quote. Oh, wait: I did. And, as usual, I changed the double-hyphens to em-dashes. I like to keep things tidy, you know.)

Posted by: Attila Girl at 02:36 PM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
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1 Fuck the taxpayers en masse from your first day in public office and nobody says peep except the NYT that puts you as the Presidential front runner after Obama finishes his two terms. Fuck them one-by-one and everybody makes a Federal case out of it! Sheesh! Talk about hypocrisy!

Posted by: Darrell at March 11, 2008 03:26 PM (WYcE7)

2 Darrell, have you had dinner yet? If not, please go do so. If you had, it's time for your after-dinner drink.

Posted by: Attila Girl at March 11, 2008 03:48 PM (hr1i5)

3 I can't. The monkeys need their ration.

Posted by: Darrell at March 11, 2008 06:53 PM (H79FJ)

4 !

Posted by: Attila Girl at March 11, 2008 07:19 PM (hr1i5)

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