April 11, 2006

Aw, Come On.

Don't you miss me just a little?

Or did I mean so little to you?

Posted by: Attila Girl at 10:25 PM | Comments (7) | Add Comment
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1 How could I not miss a girl your size? How could I not miss those great big wobbly thighes. My broken heart just whales, for the girl who broke my scales. Where'll I find another who eats Texas size?

Posted by: Ed at April 12, 2006 11:14 PM (qCS9x)

2 Miss you?, as I miss breath. I think of you day and night, night and day. I awake shivering, drenched in my own cold sweat, exhausted, dreaming of you. Your Vulcan eyes, like clear, sparkling root beer in bluewhite pocelaine bowls. Your figure, curves that'd bring Lombard street to tears. GOD, if I could rip you from my mind, but all you would leave me is confetti, you've so permeated, aaturated, infected and infested every neuron of my self. You leave me such a vacant husk I appeal for release. Damn the Hope.

Posted by: Sonar at April 12, 2006 11:32 PM (qCS9x)

3 Don't forget to check out the comments filed under "Darleen Gives Me A Run For My Money."

Posted by: Darrell at April 13, 2006 08:05 AM (NTv2W)

4 Huh? Oh, validation! Yes, yes, of course.

Posted by: Desert Cat at April 13, 2006 08:37 PM (xdX36)

5 I thought you were just being rhetorical.

Posted by: Sean Hackbarth at April 14, 2006 12:07 AM (JAozc)

6 I'm going to HOLD MY BREATH until all my readers decide that they JUST CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT ME! Oh, wait . . .

Posted by: Attila Girl at April 14, 2006 08:37 PM (s96U4)

7 Miss you? More than intestinal flu, but less than a good walk.

Posted by: Alan Kellogg at April 16, 2006 06:53 AM (Mbg2H)

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