1 We can't have businesses run by smokers for smokers! We must have 100% compliance! You know they are hunting down people who bought cigarettes on the Web through confidential sales records, shipping records and credit card receipts. If smokers only had the FISA courts to protect THEM. I expect to be sent to a re-education camp soon...

2 I wish to hell these politicans would just ban tobacco, period. That's where we're heading towards, prohibition. Except that the only addiction more dangerous than chemical addiction is addiction to tax revenues. So maybe prohibition isn't actually going to happen.