January 14, 2005

Clint Eastwood Lays Down the Law

Has everyone heard this story now? I got it from Larry Elder, and then grabbed this account off the web.

Clint Eastwood was at the National Board of Review Awards dinner in New York on Tuesday, accepting an award for Million Dollar Baby. Michael Moore was also at the event, having received a "Freedom of Expression" award. So Clint pointed out that he and Moore actually had a lot in common. For instance, "we both value freedom of expression." Then he looked right at Moore and added, "but, Michael, if you ever show up on my doorstep with a camera, I'll kill you."

The audience laughed, and Eastwood added, "I'm serious."

News accounts don't tell us if his eyes still twinkled, so I'm not positive what the yin/yang balance was in that moment.

But if he did mean it in a hostile way, and I were Michael Moore, I'm afraid I'd be tempted to call his bluff on this one.

Maybe not, though: there is The Power of Clint. One has to consider Eastwood Exceptionalism.

What, exactly, would happen if the sheriffs in Carmel were called out to Clint's place and encountered the enormous carcass of Moore in front of the former mayor's home? If there were a camera in Moore's hands, it might well be written off as a suicide.

Just sayin'.

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1 Well, as there was no showdown, I guess the "punk", just wasn't feeling so "lucky" that night! Thanks for the link BTW.

Posted by: Dan at January 14, 2005 11:17 AM (GI/5M)

2 Hello, LMA - I found this site thru (you guessed it) Lair's piece of crap. (And I say that with love!) Question for you: the picture of the little Indonesian girl on the sidebar (the Tsunami Relief Effort ad) - do you know where the Tsunami Relief Effort people got that pic? It's a keeper...

Posted by: Steve at January 14, 2005 01:16 PM (2zW8B)

3 I REALLY hope that you're not Michael Jackson.

Posted by: Laurence Simon at January 14, 2005 02:07 PM (uBCxH)

4 "Forgiven" Moore: I can't be like you Clint, I'd rather be ragged and blind and dead. Clint: Okay

Posted by: HomericPundit at January 14, 2005 05:12 PM (AICCr)

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