August 19, 2008

Darrell . . .

has solved my fruit juice problem, among others.

Posted by: Attila Girl at 11:52 AM | Comments (2) | Add Comment
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1 Indeed the empties are handy when the body count is a non-zero integer. Excursion boat operators never notice you bring a 55-gal drum on their boat. They don't in the Black Sea leisure areas anyway. Remember drill bits are expensive and the process ids time consuming given you have to drill pilot holes first. May I suggest nine rounds of your favorite hollow point? Make sure you take your 12 GA along for the sail if the sinking isn't going as fast as you hoped. Sew "Hello Kitty" appliqués on the burlap bag if you are self-conscious! Baby! Use steel shot, of course, for the environment. And penetration. Have a couple of 3" magnum shells with quadrangle shot in your pocket, just in case.

Posted by: Darrell at August 19, 2008 01:15 PM (z26zU)

2 Stolen shamelessly from neo-neocon (emphasis mine): Podhoretz offers some wonderful quotes from Orwell on the subject, and they’ve worn very well over the years. Try this one on for size, from 1937 (appearing in Orwell’s The Road to Wigan Pier): One sometimes gets the impression that the mere words “Socialism” and “Communism” draw towards them with magnetic force every fruit-juice drinker. nudist, sandal-wearer, sex-maniac, Quaker, ‘Nature Cure’ quack, pacifist and feminist in England. So...nudist? sex-maniac? Quaker? inquiring minds want to know!

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at August 20, 2008 12:02 PM (1hM1d)

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