January 21, 2005

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If we take it as a given that it would be wrong for me to leave my husband for an elderly woman living in the upper midwest, does it become more wrong or less wrong when one considers that she doesn't really exist? Should I talk to my priest about this?

Saith Mrs. Esther Wliberforce-Packard:

I couldn't find my Friday socks. Damned if I was going to wear Saturday socks on a Friday. Saturday socks have acrylic fibers; Friday is cotton-only. Somebody has to stand up for what they believe in around here, and it might as well be me.

How can I not love her?

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1 Ms. Hun-- I discovered Esther Wilberforce-Packard thanks to Beautiful Atrocities (the same way you did, I suspect), and I don't know how I got by without her. Whenever I'm feeling glum or low in self-esteem, I read a few of Esther's posts. By contrast, I feel like William Hung OD'ing on Xanax.

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