August 02, 2007

Everyone Draws the Line Somewhere.

My mother doesn't mind my keeping beer in her fridge, or a bottle of vodka in her closet.

She refuses to let me leave Cheerios there, however.

Of course, what she doesn't know can't possibly hurt her. (Unless she finds it, in which case I'll simply disavow. And, yes—that is, in fact, a word, though one wonders how much currency it enjoyed before the 1960s.)

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1 Multigrain, I hope. . .

Posted by: Darrell at August 02, 2007 08:19 PM (1qZqZ)

2 I will probably regret being weak-minded enough to ask this, but WHY won't your mama let you leave Cherio's in the closet?

Posted by: RWB at August 03, 2007 12:31 PM (4j8Ry)

3 Darrell: You Midwesterners are such hippies. RWB: She's obese and diabetic, and feels that certain high-carb foods are too tempting to keep in the house. Most of the time she's able to keep her diet in balance, but when she decides to go on a "food binge," she's capable of putting quite a lot away . . . so, she just doesn't have stuff around that she doesn't want to eat. I don't get it: most of the time, food bores me after a few bites.

Posted by: Attila Girl at August 03, 2007 01:22 PM (VgDLl)

4 To me they just taste better! Like making Cream of Wheat with lumps. This comment should release yours from Limbo.

Posted by: Darrell at August 03, 2007 06:28 PM (VE5d0)

5 If it makes you feel better, the system rejects my comments, too. I'm discriminated against because it's my blog.

Posted by: Attila Girl at August 03, 2007 09:27 PM (e3i3e)

6 That reason for the Cheerio ban makes sense. Not at all what I expected!

Posted by: RWB at August 04, 2007 03:40 AM (4j8Ry)

7 The reasons always make sense. Start there and you will never be surprised or disappointed. It's all about the journey, you know . . .

Posted by: Darrell at August 04, 2007 08:34 AM (H/9dk)

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