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May 20, 2008

Goldstein Threw Up a Post!

It's real. And it's magnificent.

The author, writing under the pseudonym Â‘DirÂ’a limen wehhedÂ’ [Â‘A Shield for the MonotheistÂ’], posted his Â‘Brief Study on the Consequences of the Division [Among] the [Jihadist] Groups on the Cause of Jihad in IraqÂ’ on May 12 and it is being displayed by the administration of the Al-Ekhlaas websiteÂ—one of Al-QaedaÂ’s chief media outletsÂ—among its more prominent recent posts. HeÂ’s considered one of Al-EkhlaasÂ’s Â“esteemedÂ” writers.
The author tallies up and compares the numbers of operations claimed by each insurgent group under four categories: a year and half ago (November 2006), a year ago (May 2007), six months ago (November 2007) and now (May 200 . He demonstrated that while Al-QaedaÂ’s Islamic State of Iraq could claim 334 operations in Nov. 06 and 292 in May 07, their violent output dropped to 25 in Nov. 07 and 16 so far in May 08. Keep in mind that these assessments are based on Al-QaedaÂ’s own numbers.
The author also shows that similar steep drops were exhibited by other jihadist groups [Â…]
So. What we have is jihadists virtually conceding defeat, while the leading Democratic candidate for president essentially campaigns on a way to turn that defeat into a victory by removing the obstacles to jihadi success.
To which I say, keep your chin up, al Qaeda in Iraq! After all, O! is promising hopeyness and changitude! Â— though for a while there, he had me convinced he was directing that message at the US electorate.
Instead, turns out heÂ’s just pitching it toward our adversaries and the uninformed here at home Â— and of course, to those who feel that shows of US military strength are just part and parcel of an unsavory US international hegemony, one that needs to be thwarted so that weÂ’ll learn our lesson about crass interventionalism (defined as interventionalism in our own national interests, rather than the kind that smacks of showy altruism); stick to ourselves, culturally speaking; and concentrate on important things, like how best to have the government regulate our thermostats, our medical care, our eating habits, etc., as well as how best to Â“put every American to workÂ” in the service of the State Â— a small offering, if you will, to the Secular Godhead and His cult of personality.
Somewhere, Mussolini chuckles.