February 02, 2007

Good Going, Breck Boy.

What does Edwards do to show he's hip?—he hires Marcotte to run his blog. This is the woman who was once able to perceive potential hidden sexism in the shape of a laundry basket, and then explain that any criticism of feminism based upon such fixation upon details was . . . sexist.

I'd write more, but I'm going back to bed. I regard being up before noon as an artificial need, born of the patriarchal construct that it's good to be awake when the sun shines. If you think about it, circadianism is simply sexism writ large, and the discrimination against night owls mirrors that against women, midgets, and People of Color.

Posted by: Attila Girl at 10:18 AM | Comments (9) | Add Comment
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1 Deer lord. I have a laundry basket similar to that - same company, I think, and maybe the same model. And guess what, Mz. Marcotte, the curved section of that basket fits my waistline just effin' fine. Does that mean I'm a victim of the patriarchy? I thought I *was* THE PATRIARCHY! Oh, wait, lemme guess, you don't think guys can do their own laundry? damn sexist females, always keeping a brother down.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at February 02, 2007 01:44 PM (1hM1d)

2 Purple People who Prowl in the PM, that is... Or is that racist?

Posted by: Desert Cat at February 02, 2007 03:07 PM (B2X7i)

3 Marcotte can spin that new 28,000 sq ft home that Edwards just built. I would say that it uses no more energy than a typical 27,000 sq ft home.

Posted by: Darrell at February 02, 2007 08:58 PM (Cbt0b)

4 At first I thought, "what's wrong with that? That's about average." Then I realized I was reading the figure wrong--off by one little place value. But perhaps owning a palace will enable him to TRULY understand what it's like to be in Saddam's shoes, and why our invasion was so inhumane.

Posted by: Attila Girl at February 02, 2007 10:13 PM (0CbUL)

5 I knew the "Vie de la Joy" was good. Maybe you do have 28,000 sq ft at "Maison de Joie-La Canada"and don't know it? Any doors you haven't opened? Maybe those aren't neighbors, they're squatters? Or servants. Try giving them orders.

Posted by: Darrell at February 03, 2007 01:56 PM (OR+Ee)

6 Unfortunately, all of our servants/squatters have six, eight, or four legs. (We do live out in the country, after all.) But I can try giving them orders: "hey, spiders! Eat any bugs you see around here. Chop, chop!"

Posted by: Attila Girl at February 03, 2007 03:16 PM (0CbUL)

7 Let me know if it works. I may have a use for your spider army in the next campaign.

Posted by: Darrell at February 03, 2007 08:57 PM (PTGLd)

8 But perhaps owning a palace will enable him to TRULY understand what it's like to be in Saddam's shoes, and why our invasion was so inhumane. Huh...there's a boatload of people who want to see Johnny-boy executed? who knew?

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at February 05, 2007 07:01 AM (1hM1d)

9 Give Edwards a few years. . .

Posted by: Darrell at February 05, 2007 09:51 AM (4YZrP)

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