February 14, 2005

Happy Valentine's Day

Via reader Daniel, this— which is salacious and depressing at the same time.

It reminds me of a line from the 1970s movie Outrageous!, in which Craig Russell played a hairdresser whose upper-crust female clients prattle at him about renovating their houses.

He remarks to a friend of his, "they should renovate their shitty little lives."

How lovely to be in a marriage that includes—15 years after my husband and I started going out—tickle fights.

And, if I'm ever murdered please let the cops know that those thumb-size bruises that occasionally appear on my thighs are from martial arts sparring with the husband, and it's all playful stuff.

And that I'm a lucky, lucky woman.

Posted by: Attila at 10:57 PM | Comments (3) | Add Comment
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1 Oh for God's sake. Everyone knows that stuff only happens on the Oxygen Channel.

Posted by: McGehee at February 15, 2005 07:44 AM (S504z)

2 Er, I mean the stuff about gardeners in Westchester...

Posted by: McGehee at February 15, 2005 07:44 AM (S504z)

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Posted by: Attila Girl at February 15, 2005 11:46 AM (RjyQ5)

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