1 Lefty guys need to be studying up on this prior to December 22.

2 Thanks! BTW, the link for "Fifty Mistakes WOMEN Make When Having Sex" doesn't work...In fact it's gone missing! Oh, I forgot! Forget I mentioned anything!

3 I'll bet I could write that. OTOH, we must face facts: one pertinent fact here is that male sexual response is fairly straightforward, and female sexual response isn't. Men are simply a lot easier to please in the sack. There is still some variation in what they like, but 1) they mostly like a lot of the same stuff, and 2) it's easy to suss out the variations.

4 The variability in the female of our species makes any such "how-to" a starting point, at best. My personal experience? How about a woman that doesn't want to orgasm?(She believed they were for super-special times in her life, one she should be able to count on a single hand on her deathbed, and was actually pissed when she had one the first time(didn't give her theory then, only withdrew, thinking it a fluke) we were together, and two the second time..) Or one that needed it quick, basically move the minimum of clothing to make it possible then finish in a couple of minutes at a lightning pace. Stupid me, I managed to go a half-hour our first time and almost an hour the second(with a quicker recovery than I ever had before) ). I was beaming(internally) like a fool at my "accomplishment" when she told me that it was worse torture than fingernails on the blackboard--and she felt like slapping me in the head and telling me to finish already! And foreplay or postplay? Forgetaboutit!!(And no, guys, I won't give you the last phone number I had for her...besides it was 23 years ago!) The point is this--whatever we like, we have to find someone that likes the same thing or it is doomed from the start. Or decide whether it's worth 'settling', if our 'wants' are that far apart, and learn to adjust...

5 It will take me weeks to memorize this list. Is it this complicated for chimps? Darrell writes: "How about a woman that doesn't want to orgasm?(She believed they were for super-special times in her life, one she should be able to count on a single hand on her deathbed...." There's more than one of them on this planet? Amazing! I dated a woman who was a "good Catholic girl"--really. The farthest we went was oral sex, and she wouldn't let herself have an orgasm until we actually had sex, which would require us to be married. Me being a "good Lutheran boy" had no internal barriers.