I mean, I know he was rude to the President once, but this is America: if you can't be rude to the President, whom can you be rude to?

And I really dug his work on Strangers with Candy. South Carolina is taking itself way too seriously. We should call for an investigation!

Also, there are only two other people on the planet who can do this sort of thing with their eyebrows:

Namely, Jack Black, and the Scanmaster, David Coons. As a matter of fact, Colbert looks like a sort of brunette—and, well, slightly younger—David Coons. I wonder if I have any pictures of Dave that are good, and feature him wearing clothing.

Here's a crappy pic of Coonsie:

But at least he is fixing his friend's pool while wearing swim trunks. This is a major concession, coming from the guy who inspired the title of Po Bronson's book The Nudist on the Late Shift.

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