March 31, 2007

I Am in Love.

I have finally encountered someone over the internet who is so malevolent, so vile and so reprehensible that I simply must make this person into an antagonist.

And not in a book, either: I'm too eager to symbolically crush this person under my size fives.

No one else is wicked enough for me. Those who perpetrate genocide bore me. Serial killers are passe. Child molesters? Whatever. Everyone's doing them.

I've found heart's one true my villain, and I intend to be faithful to him. For at least two weeks, or about 20 double-spaced pages.

If I could physically find him, I'd send him a locket or something.

Posted by: Attila Girl at 08:42 AM | Comments (7) | Add Comment
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1 Ok... care to share who your antagonist is and what he or she did to set you off? You've got my curiousity up!

Posted by: Tom the Redhunter at March 31, 2007 04:13 PM (r0yU3)

2 In the book, if there was a book, don't have the protagonist leave a trail of evidence on the web. See also "Hacker, PI Alert."

Posted by: Darrell at March 31, 2007 08:42 PM (yXCxb)

3 No, no: I didn't really want to find him. I want to talk about how my protagonist finds him. Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't even teach, write. Besides, the person who served as my inspiration doesn't really want to find me. I'm too boring--and too well-armed.

Posted by: Attila Girl at April 01, 2007 12:30 AM (1tv3E)

4 Those that can't teach, teach gym. Those that can't teach gym get into politics. Writers do it all--on paper!

Posted by: Darrell at April 01, 2007 06:57 AM (1wnIA)

5 The easiest way to catch a person is set out bait. -Bob

Posted by: Bob at April 01, 2007 07:55 AM (aTv/9)

6 Thanks, dear. I appreciate your warm comments, which warm the cockles of my heart. If I had a heart, that is...

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at April 01, 2007 10:23 AM (1hM1d)

7 I've spent the last week feeling exactly that way about Ann Althouse's myriad detractors. It's been an effort not to recomment they follow Bill Hicks' career advice for marketing people.

Posted by: Simon at April 01, 2007 05:52 PM (GRyHA)

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