1 Nope. Something mankind in general did to you today, or can we see the evidence in a link? I guess that proves your point. Best to let that go over our heads, isn't it?

2 Release from Limbo.

3 I don't understand what you're talking about. There was always a link; the link always worked. Comments don't go into limbo. Women don't get cranky one week out of the month, and bloody/crampy the following week. We most certainly don't leave bloodstains on anyone's sheets. If anything goes wrong, it's Bush's fault. The invasion of Iraq was illegal, unconstitutional, ineffective, and immoral. Think. Thank. Thunk. "Of all the hice in this town, how did you happen to wander into mine?"* * Place this quote. And do not, for crying out loud, Google it—or I will lose all respect for you, and will not permit you to send me expensive gifts any longer.

4 No, we're not too bright. I blame it on boobies.

5 Assuming "hice" is to "houses" as "mouse" is to "mice," I don't have a clue. As for Google goes, I wouldn't want to lose any privileges, would I?

6 I got the "hice" line from James Thurber. I love James Thurber.