February 01, 2008

I'd Just Like to Get One Announcement Out of the Way

Actually, a few of them:

1) There isn't anything going on between RightGirl and me;

2) If there were, it wouldn't be a lesbian thing, or somehow un-conservative;

3) And we wouldn't necessarily get it on video;

4) Or if we did get it on video, it wouldn't necessarily be reasonably priced.

But keep hitting our tips jars; the odds are better than they are for the state lotteries, after all. And what do you have to lose, other than the price of a lunch/drink at CPAC?

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1 A video of the two of us would be very conservative: I'd wear my pearls. RG

Posted by: RightGirl at February 01, 2008 09:42 PM (qV7wg)

2 Since the US Constitution is a very liberal document according to standard terms, conservatives would not be opposed to anything you might choose to do, as long as it remains within Constitutional bounds. And I find nothing that suggests that (2) would be out of the question. Given the extreme rarity of the material in question, and the overwhelming demand, Capitalists would expect (4) to be an understatement. I expect that Bill Gates, Warren Buffett, and Sheldon Adelson might be the only Americans that could afford such an item.

Posted by: Darrell at February 01, 2008 10:46 PM (WAbRb)

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