1 I was skeptical when you brought up the "protest hottie" image. But this is beyond the PALE! Dragging Little Debbie into his sordid little world of sexual depravity and objectification! Excuse me while I was the filth from my eyes! Who's next? The Morton Salt Girl? This man has to be STOPPED!

2 Little Debbie being depraved depends on the meaning of "Little Debbie". As in the meaning of "is". The Morton Salt girl has been around so long she's already turned into a pillar of salt, so her only contribution to the world's betterment will be if people follow her example and look behind them.