Can't someone just see to it that Ahmadinejad gets laid sometime between now and the 11th of next month? I suspect that would help enormously.
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I'll see if "Screaming Mary," the "face" of the 1979 Iranian Revolution can pencil him in. After all, he is one of her hostage-taking buddies. One for old times.
Maybe McCain can visit her too. She was the UN's 2006 "Champion of the Earth,"for her environmental work in Iran. They have a program in place for "global warming", too--you know. They're setting the bar a little higher than 0.5-0.7 degrees C in 150 years...10,000 degrees C in under one second. Give or take.
Posted by: Darrell at August 24, 2006 08:59 AM (a/Tqu)
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We could pitch in for a plane ticket to Tehran. We should get permission from the hubby first.
Posted by: Sean Hackbarth at August 24, 2006 10:44 AM (RiZPJ)
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Whose hubby, Sean?
[But I get it. And I'll be lyin' in the long grass, waitin' for you someday when you least expect it--watch out!]
Posted by: Attila Girl at August 24, 2006 12:00 PM (LEEsJ)
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I'll be like John Kerry and tell you to "Bring. It. On."
And that was after I voted for it before I voted against it. Or am I mixing my metaphors?
Posted by: Sean Hackbarth at August 24, 2006 10:13 PM (RiZPJ)
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That's it! I'll hit you over the head with a very large flip-flop!
Posted by: Attila Girl at August 24, 2006 10:46 PM (LEEsJ)
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...all of which begs the question: "Whom shall be sacrificed?"
Is he to have fun? Then *not* Hillary. (Another from of Mutual Assured Destruction, perhaps? Pleasing mental image, both going 'boom!' at the climactic moment.)
Paris Hilton? Oh, forgot, she's off sex for a year.
Ah. Flat Fatima. No, the rules out 'fun', if that is truly a requirement. (For him, I mean.)
I honestly can't think of anyone I'd wish that on. Well, OK, maybe one of the ex-wives....
;-)
Posted by: leelu at August 25, 2006 04:05 PM (KFuCy)
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Just show up in your shorts Attila,
All of Tehran would be happy for at least a year.
Posted by: luvmyprez at August 25, 2006 07:28 PM (ZyAUY)
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And, with the right firearm taped to my back I'd be able to take out a few Islamofascisti before they stoned me to death . . . . wait.
Hubby won't be granting permission for this one, I can assure you.
Posted by: Attila Girl at August 25, 2006 11:07 PM (LEEsJ)
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I say sent Cindy Sheehan. I'd like to see her in a burka being told she can't speak. Besides she likes those dictator types like Chavez.
Posted by: Jack at August 26, 2006 08:39 AM (ib5cE)
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I suspect that if Sneezy (easier then writing his name) saw an actual naked woman, his head would explode, and I do not mean the little one.
Posted by: William Teach at August 27, 2006 02:49 PM (doAuV)
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Cindy Sheehan would be ideal.
Posted by: chuck at August 27, 2006 08:44 PM (Jlaut)
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Two problems solved at once.
Posted by: Attila Girl at August 27, 2006 08:47 PM (LEEsJ)
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