Here he is—Mr. Right Wing News himself—enjoying sushi with a few other CPAC-ers.

A few nights ago I was chatting up my favorite members of Big Oil (more on that later), when Hawkins walked up. The discussion turned to the origin of his Southern drawl, and I turned to the woman I'd been speaking with.

"Make no mistake about it," I told her. "John is a heavy hitter in the blogosphere."

"Wait a minute," he asked me. "Are you telling her that because she asked for guidance, or are you clarifying because I have an accent?"

"The former!" I exclaimed. "And, by the way—must you make everything sound so dirty?"

Variation #572 in the "Joy floozying it up with the Big-Dog Bloggers" series.

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