April 03, 2008
Listen, People.
My traffic is dropping like a stone. This might reflect the fact that I'm simply not posting lately.
Fair enough. But you know what happens when my traffic goes down? My self-esteem suffers.
I would hate, of course, for that to affect your decisions about your web-surfing. Oh, no. The last thing I want is mercy hits. But you might consider hitting my tip jar every time you don't go to this site when you otherwise might have, for the petty reason that I'm not actually providing content this week/this month.
Do it for the children. (No, no, not mine: you'll recall that I don't have any. I meant children in the abstract. The unassailable goodness of my intentions are signified by my mentioning the next generation, you see.)
Posted by: Attila Girl at
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Rest assured that we are bringing in four friends to view your page while we surf. It's a small step toward energy independence and sanity. Multiply your page views by four when you ponder.
Posted by: Darrell at April 03, 2008 11:10 AM (gEk/+)
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I know what you're thinking, "He has four friends?" Hey, that's not nice! However true it is!
Posted by: Darrell at April 03, 2008 11:13 AM (gEk/+)
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Your servers have been acting up today. That may explain the traffic.
Posted by: Darrell at April 03, 2008 11:30 AM (gEk/+)
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self-esteem patrol sez:
you are the woman Freddie Mercury had in mind when he wrote Killer Queen.
you speak like a Baroness, smoke cigars like a French hooker, and say "fuck" the way a kitten plays with a mouse.
Posted by: Rin at April 03, 2008 03:26 PM (pzH6j)
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Though, to be fair, the best champagne
I have on hand is a Schramberg 1999 Cremant.
(I also have a Korbel brut, and a Martin & Rossi Asti, one of which was a hostess gift. The other was, as I recall, left in one of my mom's houses by a tenant who moved out in a hurry. You can tell they are good, because they don't have vintages printed on them: that's the mark of quality.)
Posted by: Attila Girl at April 03, 2008 04:25 PM (Hgnbj)
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I've had Moet & Chandon once, after my quals.
So soft in the mouth, like a first kiss.
mmmm
Posted by: Rin at April 03, 2008 04:33 PM (pzH6j)
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