In the latest news on Myanmar, men from industrialized nations around the world are offering to save women postage—by offering to "pass your panties along to the Burmese government, cross our hearts we will" if their female friends will just hand their underwear over to save the oppressed people in Burma.

My personal feeling is that the government in Myanmar doesn't deserve my panties. They haven't earned 'em.

Not that I'm belittling the power of textiles and vaginal secretions. Nope. That's powerful stuff. But instead, I'll be sending them a picture of my Glock, which is rather more to the point.

Posted by: Attila Girl at 09:54 AM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
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1 Fight with your words, not guns! But a picture is worth a thousand words. Now I'm confused. "Would you go all the way for the USO?" "Would you go all the way for the USA?"" "Lift up your dress if the answer is NO!" Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention

Posted by: Darrell at May 30, 2008 02:29 PM (yD490)

2 Hmm. First the tanktop, now the panties. Too bad my workplace doesn'r have a bunk.

Posted by: Gregory at June 01, 2008 05:01 PM (cjwF0)

3 How about if you send them to me and I promise to *not* send them to Myanmar?

Posted by: Desert Cat at June 01, 2008 06:07 PM (DIr0W)

4 The panties--or the Glock pic?

Posted by: Attila Girl at June 01, 2008 10:24 PM (1q/ac)

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