. . . got her boobs chopped off today. (I mean, as plastic surgery, apparently by someone who knew what he was doing.)

So I guess she's gone from a G cup to an A. Quite a transition.

"How will I know you when I see you?" I ask.

"You'll have to look at my face," she responds. And I wonder how much of a transition it will be to her friends, who probably regarded her chest as one of the Seven Wonders of the World. I think those things were visible from space.

My day will come, but I won't go all the way down to A. I think a B-C cup would do it. We'll see.

I told a friend of mine about the Breat Reduction Surgery, but she informed me that I was "speaking a language" she couldn't understand. My stepmother and my grandmother understood completely: over Thanksgiving we discussed all the things we couldn't do that more svelte women could.

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1 Thanks. Now my mind will not allow me to get any work done today

Posted by: William Teach at December 02, 2004 06:21 AM (KCG7N)

2 Well, thank goodness you said a doctor did that. I mean, when you ponder the concept of "backalley abortions" the idea of "backalley breast reduction surgery" is the next logical step.

Posted by: Laurence Simon at December 02, 2004 06:51 AM (uBCxH)

3 On the other hand, svelte women can't do the "pencil test" with an IBM Selectric like we can. And do, oftimes. It's a swell party trick.

Posted by: LeeAnn at December 02, 2004 07:09 AM (vqSdN)

4 Now, every real male is wondering: Pictures? Will she post pictures? Of course not! You are a cruel woman.

Posted by: Ranten.N.Raven at December 02, 2004 07:20 AM (CgkPo)

5 Wow... why would she go all the way down to A? Wasn't FFF far enough? :-(

Posted by: Watcher at December 02, 2004 08:31 AM (Xupid)

6 There's a G cup? The mind boggles.

Posted by: Jeff Harrell at December 02, 2004 09:40 AM (UAuME)

7 Congrats on being nominated for Best Blog Design for the 2004 weblogs awards.

Posted by: William Teach at December 02, 2004 11:27 AM (TFSHk)

8 Right. And I've been meaning to post on that, too. Where are my manners?

Posted by: Attila Girl at December 02, 2004 01:38 PM (SuJa4)

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