November 17, 2005
Nice.
God hates shrimp.
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Gays, He's easy-going about. (See "prostitutes, hanging out with.")
Shrimp, He hates.
Via Reynolds.
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However, I believe it's in Acts where God tells Peter in a vision about eating "Unclean" animals, "Do not call unclean that which I have made clean".
Paul (I think) also in Acts says about Gentiles converting to a follower of Christ that there were only 4 laws that they should follow (If the Jews were unable to follow the law to achieve salvation, why would Gentiles fair any better) Prohibitions on [1]Idolotry, [2]fornication, [3]eating animals killed by strangulation, or [4] contaminated by blood.
Shellfish didn't make the list of prohibitions for Gentiles Christians, but (to the point of the website) fornication did.
Posted by: Masked Menace© at November 18, 2005 08:32 AM (V0Xwj)
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My definition of fornication is specific enough that it excludes gays. You might also want to go back to that website and read their letter from a seminary student, who has an answer to some of the concerns raised in St. Paul's epistles. It's very important to remember that in that society there was no such concept as a deep, committed, loving gay relationship. (I mean, I'm sure they happened secretly, but it wasn't part of the public consciousness.)
Posted by: Attila Girl at November 18, 2005 02:13 PM (JZqY7)
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When I was a teen, I tried to define my way around fornication too.
"Surely not in *this* case, God?"
Posted by: Desert Cat at November 18, 2005 07:28 PM (xdX36)
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I remember those days!
Posted by: Attila Girl at November 18, 2005 10:42 PM (JZqY7)
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God hates shrimp.
I hate shrimp!
Therefore, um, God and I will have the steak. Medmium rare, thanks.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 19, 2005 12:21 AM (QriEg)
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Me too! I don't do fish, including shellfish. Steak, MR.
Posted by: Attila Girl at November 19, 2005 07:38 AM (JZqY7)
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