October 18, 2007

Oh, I Dunno.

A lot of Methodists don't approve of drinking, either.

Posted by: Attila Girl at 08:55 PM | Comments (11) | Add Comment
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1 Ah, but Methodist won't cut your head off because you had a gin martini...

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at October 19, 2007 04:56 AM (1hM1d)

2 That does seem to be an important distinction.

Posted by: Attila Girl at October 19, 2007 08:44 AM (WvKUu)

3 Or try to make everyone else stop drinking. We will not be assimilated. . .

Posted by: Darrell at October 19, 2007 10:23 AM (AwAcn)

4 The 18th Amendment notwithstanding, of course.

Posted by: Darrell at October 19, 2007 10:38 AM (AwAcn)

5 The 18th Amendment notwithstanding, of course. Oh, and that worked oh so well.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at October 21, 2007 07:30 AM (1hM1d)

6 Hey—pin that one on the WCTU, if you must. I'll take the rap as a chick. But as a Methodist-raised Californian/Midwesterner? There were other denominations involved in that particular fiasco!

Posted by: Attila Girl at October 21, 2007 08:05 AM (WvKUu)

7 These days, we Methodists are very carefully not opposed to supporting anything someone else may not be for. Except extremism. We are 100 percent adamantly against that in any and all forms at all times as practiced by anybody.

Posted by: Brett at October 21, 2007 09:40 AM (zorww)

8 It is permissible to be extreme in one's opposition to extremism?

Posted by: Attila Girl at October 21, 2007 06:46 PM (WvKUu)

9 Possible? It's required! Unless not meeting the requirement would make someone feel excluded. Then it's not required.

Posted by: Brett at October 21, 2007 08:14 PM (ZMhC4)

10 I'm not sure what exactly you're saying, here, but I'm pretty sure I'm offended.

Posted by: Attila Girl at October 22, 2007 08:18 PM (WvKUu)

11 Offended? I don't know how that can be. We Methodists have spent years passing resolutions, evaluating positions and whatnot so that we can attain the position of inoffense to all (some of us like to call it "Nirblanda"). We're pretty sure it's what John Wesley would have wanted, even though we can't really find it in his writing. But he lived a long time and wrote lots of stuff, so it's in there somewhere.

Posted by: Brett at October 23, 2007 07:21 AM (jQoc2)

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