January 14, 2007

"Oh, Ick."

"What?" Attila the Hub is concerned.

"They made my martini with vodka, rather than gin. Do you know why?"

He appears to sigh, just a little. "Why?"

"Because of the patriarchy, silly. It's the same reason I have dry skin."

He raises an eyebrow. "Dry skin is caused by patriarchy?"

I take a sip of my thoroughly inadequate drink. "Absolutely. The Man is keeping me from getting my share of emollients. And gin. Just like in the Third World: not enough hand lotion, and too much vodka. And women bearing the brunt of it."

Posted by: Attila Girl at 10:21 PM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
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1 Oh, just drink your vodka and be happy AtH doesn't make you wear a burka.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at January 15, 2007 12:06 PM (1hM1d)

2 Isn't that the truth! Women and minorities always suffer most. . . The word on the street is that Bush has all the shea butter in his basement in Texas. Right next to the good gin.

Posted by: Darrell at January 15, 2007 02:58 PM (7Xy3Z)

3 I think there was a double-secret White house proclamation that girly martinis must be made with vodka. My god, we might have to go back to illegal back-alley gin making! Sisters! To the bathtubs!

Posted by: Darleen at January 15, 2007 03:48 PM (x/ea7)

4 And post pictures! We need to document the plight.

Posted by: Darrell at January 15, 2007 08:48 PM (82PyS)

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