Jeff of BA seems slightly irritated at the scandal that erupted when Britain's Gay and Lesbian Humanist Association suggested that Islam was homophobic, a statement I cannot see as anything but empirically true, but caused an outcry for its putative bigotry.

In a letter that starts, "Dear Stupid British Homos," he reminds us that

While you queens have been frauleining about gay marriage, homos under barmy Islam have been crushed, hung, stoned, & beheaded. I notice that 60% of British Muslims want Shariah law. Have you seen their birthrate compared to non-Muslim Brits? Maybe GLHA should start running more timely articles like Scaffold-Proof Hair Mousse & Fabulous Accessories from Neck to Toe!

George Bernard Shaw, that pacifist flaneur, said if the Nazis landed, he'd welcome them as tourists. New flash, sisters: the tourists are already in the house. Under Shariah, you'll really be giving head, & not in a good way.

And I could say the same for a lot of idiotic quasi-feminist chicks, who don't quite seem to realize it's hard to live up to your human potential when you're denied education, beaten, kept under house arrest, swaddled in a desert clime, and occasionally murdered for the crime of having been raped.

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1 I could say the same for a lot of idiotic quasi-feminist chicks SELF-HATER!

Posted by: Darleen at January 07, 2006 11:18 AM (FgfaV)

2 occasionally murdered for the crime of having been raped Or occasionally murdered because you might commit adultery like an elder sibling did. Can't be too careful, you know...darn females! Wait...I thought the reward for "martyrdom" was 72 virgins? what's wrong with that picture? Women are no good in the here and now, but they're perfectly fine in the afterlife???

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at January 07, 2006 03:45 PM (1hM1d)

3 As I love to point out, Christian and Jewish martyrs get experienced women who know what they're doing in the sack; the fact that Muslims are stuck with virgins shows that God doesn't like them quite as much.

Posted by: Attila Girl at January 07, 2006 06:09 PM (zZMVu)

4 You're all jumping to conclusions here - what makes you think the virgins are female? Or even bipedal?

Posted by: Steve Skubinna at January 07, 2006 09:09 PM (j4Cpd)

5 Steve, you slay me.

Posted by: Attila Girl at January 07, 2006 09:37 PM (zZMVu)

6 Hopefully with fully developed vaginal and anal dentata...

Posted by: Darrell at January 07, 2006 09:38 PM (itie5)

7 The best pic about this subject was the kamikaze bomber arriving in the after life and being told "Actually, *you're* the virgin."

Posted by: John at January 08, 2006 06:33 PM (3z9W/)

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