November 08, 2008
Oh, Yes. This Is the Goldstein I Can't Get Enough Of.
The CITIZEN OUTLAW!
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For every one hour of community service work I give to Obama, I’ve decided to spend two hours tagging Whole Foods stores with ornate graffiti describing, in lurid detail, the secret life of Herbie, the closeted gay arugula.– Then I’ll use up the rest of my hours standing guard with a crossbow . . . .
I wouldn't recommend a crossbow, though; I'd definitely go for a more traditional design: perhaps a compound bow, or an old-fashioned longbow (for which I know Jeff has the upper-body strength; I've seen his arms).
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