1 Mm. In lieu of smack, I might need one helluva tall margarita watching these results roll in. I am sitting on needles waiting for the first results from AZ to start rolling in. I had *NO IDEA* McCain was in danger of losing his homestate. I might need to call in sick tomorrow to nurse the hangover that would result from drinking to THAT result.

2 Update-It looks like I'll be in to work tomorrow. Those exit poll results were a chimera.

3 I'm coping by regarding this whole primary process as some sort of alternate universe that I stumbled into by mistake. I'm sure I'm about to go back to the regular one . . .

4 I voted for Romney. Since Fred was still on the ballot, I had to resist wasting my vote. We now have to go back to the concept of the ironclad party platform. There we can have our principles etched in stone and it won't matter who's signing the papework. Enforcement you ask? Well we do have the technology and Tom Clancy can set it up. All our candidate has to do is sign a release for the implant.