1 Martha Stewart got caught up in the frenzy of the Enron aftermath when the Left was calling for heads. She was the closest thing to Marie Antoinette this country had. Remember those "fag hag" articles in Salon emag? I wrote her a long letter right when it all stated and told her to hold a press conference before the Congressional hearing and say that she had been a stock broker, she knows how ambiguous those insider trading rules can be, so she is giving ten times the profit she made on the transaction to charity. Surprisingly she chose another route--hiring at least two independent legal teams and three jury consultants. My way would have been a bargain, even if you don't factor her stock losses.

2 I hope this was your "good girl" pet. . .Your training program, if you didn't catch my drift.