September 15, 2004

Rather Clear Now, Thanks.

Jim Treacher updates us on last night's CBS newscast:

Rather Alters Stance on Space-Unicorn Royalty

NEW YORK -- In a stunning reversal yesterday, embattled CBS Evening News anchor Dan Rather renounced his claim to the throne of the Space Unicorns, instead declaring himself to be the Bonnukarr, culmination of human evolution, sent back in time from the 857th Century by the warrior-god Kobaltine IV to prepare mankind for the coming Insect Wars.


Via Ilyka.

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1 Thanks for the shout-out! Hey, could you do me a favor and just post an excerpt with a link, instead of the whole thing? Fair Use and all that. Thanks! Signed, Type-A Jim

Posted by: Jim Treacher at September 15, 2004 08:59 AM (Pbs6a)

2 Oops. Sure.

Posted by: Attila Girl at September 15, 2004 02:26 PM (SuJa4)

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