1 Apparently, a "... materialistic, narcissistic, superficial, bosomy woman from Long Island." can catch his eye. Maybe someone should tell her that Arnold's Hummers run on hydrogen, putting her Prius to shame. On the other hand why bother, given what she considers as 'education'. Perhaps she can join Sheryl Crow in limiting her toilet paper use to one square per 'visit'. I invite them both to go one better by suggesting people save that square to use the other side the next time nature calls. Actually, I am surprise they even need one, given their crowd is the "Saudi Arabia" of ass lickers.

2 I mean, I know people who are lacking in introspection, but you have to admit that Laurie David takes the cake.