1 Your old man's been stealing from him too?

2 Aw, shit. I did it again. I'm going to fix it, and then we will pretend it never happened. It could be worse, though: the husband's brother's hair is now completely white, and he looks like a (balder, pointier-nosed version) of John McCain. So if John gets all the expected jokes because of the name thing, his brother has to cope with a similar last name and a terribly similar physical appearance. I'm Joy McCann, and I approved this comment.