May 18, 2005
Someone Was Up Late Last Night
Jeff of BA (Beautiful Atrocities, and the Bay Area) has some suggestions for those of us who just haven't been able to figure out the question of our day—that is, how to flush the Quran down a toilet:
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• Flush Cliff's Notes on Quran instead. (This is cheating)• Place Quran in toilet bowl. Add 1 quart of lye. Let stew for several days. Try to avoid using toilet during this period, or you will have disgusting mess on your hands. (If smell unbearable, add a little Old Spice or Brut.)
• Eat entire Quran page by page. Defecate. If necessary, use Milk of Magnesia
I always want to give up blogging when I stop by Jeff's place. Now read the whole thing.
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Qu'ran toilet paper: "carress your ass with holiness!"
I plan to market this in Mecca. Wish me luck.
Posted by: Ciggy at May 19, 2005 08:19 AM (Sy2Fl)
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For all your quran/koran/scribbly book flushing needs:
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Posted by: Don at May 19, 2005 08:50 AM (FsGoB)
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