April 09, 2005
Sorry Posting's So Light.
I'm sort of on the run, due to the fact that I joined a cult yesterday. (It's a housework-doing cult, which is probably better than the kind that asks you to strap on explosives and blow yourself up with the promise of copius—but lousy—sex in the afterlife. Probably.)
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The church elders insist upon a shiny kitchen sink. I can do that. They also recommend that one get dressed in the morning, even when there are no appointments therein, and wear shoes around the house.
Stay tuned; I may want to be kidnapped and de-programmed.
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The shoes thing sounds really perverted.
Posted by: gail at April 09, 2005 05:59 AM (47cun)
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Depends on the shoes, I guess.
Posted by: Lysander at April 09, 2005 09:41 AM (ShW/G)
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She wants me to wear the kind that lace up. My problem is that all my lace-up shoes have to be tied about every ten seconds. This is annoying enough when I'm out, but it's maddening around the house.
I'm wearing T'ai Chi shoes: no laces. I might be excommunicated for that.
Posted by: Attila Girl at April 09, 2005 03:19 PM (R4CXG)
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My ex-wife belonged to a a cult like that. I think her grandmother was some kind of high preistess, she had entire rooms of worship that non-beleivers were not allowed in. If one did pass through one of the rooms she would scurry in and rake the carpet so as to expell the evilness.
It sounds scary, but it was okay untill she tried forcing her religion on me.
Posted by: Pile On® at April 09, 2005 04:14 PM (nXAkm)
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I have rooms that people aren't allowed in. However, I'm not sure whether they have carpeting or not: it's been years since I could see the floor.
Posted by: Attila Girl at April 09, 2005 07:45 PM (R4CXG)
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