Prepare for the inevitable divorce proceedings, once my husband sees just how badly the murder mystery sucks.
job.
1
Do everything you'd like to do; nothing you don't.
And don't forget love neutralizes a heck of a lot of 'suck'...Not that it does!!!
There isn't an author alive that doesn't hate what they have written--after reading/re-reading, writing/re-writing it a thousand times. It even worse when you have to edit the piece o' crap. Any wonder why 'they' drink?
Btw, 'C' is for AFTER you make it big....
Posted by: Darrell at November 16, 2006 09:13 PM (NONCx)
2
How can you go wrong with Red wine and salad.
Posted by: Chuck at November 16, 2006 10:26 PM (GrExI)
3
You forgot an option that requires lots of baby oil.
Posted by: Sean Hackbarth at November 17, 2006 03:37 AM (4N9K6)
4
Ah, yes:
H. Take off my eye makeup.
I. Get an old-fashioned, 1970-style, carcinagenic tan, using no sunscreen whatsoever--only Johnson & Johnson.
(comment corrected to avoid confusion that occurred when it repeated some of the same letters in the post, leading to confusion)
Posted by: Attila Girl at November 17, 2006 12:26 PM (LEEsJ)
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Arent' you supposed to be pillaging Europe?
Posted by: Colin MacDougall at November 17, 2006 05:14 PM (lA/7+)
Posted by: Desert Cat at November 17, 2006 07:55 PM (xdX36)
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If you haven't already mastered it, you
could spend some time learning to
willfully direct your imagination. In a fun way.
Imagination doesn't like drudge work.
I gather, from reading your posts, that you have been
imagining that you were writing a dreadful book.
And you have been telling us, your imaginary friends, that
you were doing just that.
Now you have produced something and have pronounced it
dreadful. So, I conclude that you have produced what you
imagined.
Why don't you practice imagining yourself producing
a good, entertaining book? Or having already produced it?
Did it change your life? Did it gather good reviews?
Did it make money?
I suggest you spend some time with it before you start writing again.
-Bob
Posted by: Bob at November 17, 2006 08:20 PM (jZ67n)
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Huh. So you're not an eye makeup fan, DC?
Posted by: k at November 17, 2006 10:25 PM (lCUKc)
9
OH!
Miss Attila!!! I think you need a break from writing. Girl, you didn't even get your ABC's right!!!
Posted by: k at November 17, 2006 10:26 PM (lCUKc)
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No, F from the list in the post:
F. Drink red wine, and eat salad made with butter lettuce.
Can't go wrong there.
Posted by: Desert Cat at November 17, 2006 10:52 PM (xdX36)
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Do your Freudian slips dream in anagrams? A,B,C,D,E,F,E ? FEED Attila Bacon(Belgian) Croissants? Are you crying out for carbohydrates? Does your body need the taste of bacon? I never felt so helpless in all my life!!!
Posted by: Darrell at November 18, 2006 10:40 AM (OwUxV)
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Wow. Two sloppy posts in a row. You can tell I was in a hurry yesterday.
I
am a good proofreader. Really. When I bother to do it.
Bob: I'm just trying to get people to buy my fake humility. The raw truth is just
so unattractive: I secretly believe I'm God's gift to the English language. The reincarnation of Dorothy L. Sayers, but with a much better bod.
Posted by: Attila Girl at November 18, 2006 09:24 PM (LEEsJ)
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You know I love you for your fake humility, don't you?
Posted by: Desert Cat at November 18, 2006 10:10 PM (xdX36)
Posted by: William Teach at November 19, 2006 09:28 AM (doAuV)
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