March 05, 2005

Today

. . . is my two-year blogversary, though you have to visit the archives at the the old blogspot digs to see posts from the first year and change. This has to do with the fact that the little brownies who were supposed to transfer my old archives to this site haven't done it. (Neither have they cleaned my house lately, and they are awfully behind in filing my papers. Bad brownies. Bad.)

How can you help me celebrate my blogversary? It's very simple: you can buy me some nice juicy ads (another $40 in advertising, and I'll meet my $75 minimum; Blogads will therefore send me the money they owe me—that's only two more $20 ads to buy from adstrips 2 and 3. Such a deal. Do it for the children! Or for libertarianism! Or for my avatar pinup's tight sweater!)

Or, you know: cut to the chase. Hit the Paypal button, and buy me a nice glass of decent red wine. Think of what all those antioxidents will do to my longevity.

Keep in mind that if enough of you shower me with cash and blogads, I'll be able to get my car tuned up. Won't that be exciting? Maybe we could work something out: if you guys pay for the tuneup, I'll promise not to blog about it. Deal?

Come on, boys and girls: don't make me lay on you that sob story about my bandwidth costs, and how I just MIGHT HAVE TO TAKE THIS SITE DOWN if you aren't generous enough.

I also won't be going on any extended multiple-month vacations right after I reach my fundraising goals.

So there you go.

Posted by: Attila at 11:43 PM | Comments (11) | Add Comment
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1 I whine and complain often enough that you know I don't have any money to share, but I'll help you celebrate with love and adoration from afar. Congratulations.

Posted by: Jeff Harrell at March 06, 2005 09:44 AM (UAuME)

2 JEFF IS A SKINFLINT! JEFF IS A SKINFLINT! JEFF IS A SKINFLINT! JEFF IS A SKINFLINT! Erm...actually, so am I. Kind of in the same boat as Jeff, you might say. So, no monetary donations (yet). However, do know that I wish you the best, and may the tight sweater never go threadbare. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by: Chadster at March 06, 2005 11:57 AM (QuAhH)

3 Happy (belated) blogiversary! But, but... The Blogads people, on top of hosing site loads, not having enough capacity to handle the demand, and so forth... they don't pay anything until $75 has been reached?! Jeez.

Posted by: Jay at March 06, 2005 12:17 PM (E8ymR)

4 Happy anniversary. Do you need me to bitch-slap the Watcher? He's in my hood.

Posted by: jeff at March 06, 2005 01:40 PM (vXOgi)

5 Thanks, Jeff—but I did you one better and just deleted his comment, since it was so drastically off-topic (not to mention annoying). Also, I'm a right-winger, and we like to stifle debate.

Posted by: Attila Girl at March 06, 2005 04:00 PM (IABNA)

6 Happy Blogoversery! I'm up for buying a blogad in about a month or so. Seriously. Should have my domain issues worked out.

Posted by: William Teach at March 06, 2005 05:57 PM (HxpPK)

7 Yay!

Posted by: Attila Girl at March 07, 2005 01:40 AM (IABNA)

8 Official Blog announcement For those of you who don't know, my political essays can now be found at: http://littlemissattila.blogspot.com/ Be warned: it isn't for the faint of heart. (Larry! Dear Sage--mention it on the air! Get me hits! Fame! Fortune! I even quoted you in one entry; how nice is that?) --Joy Yes. I remember those first two sites. I also remember emailing you back, asking, What's a Blog? And my oh my, how Little Miss Attila has grown! She nicely fills out her famous sweater and sasses us back with aplomb. Definitely not for the faint of heart. I wish I had something to advertise! But, knock on wood, maybe I will soon. Until then: many happy returns!

Posted by: karen at March 07, 2005 06:14 AM (+7VNs)

9 Thank you!

Posted by: Attila Girl at March 07, 2005 09:48 AM (IABNA)

10 I'm a liberal, but found you via Mrs. Malkin and have enjoyed your posts. Would you like some help transferring your old site's posts? No cost, it's an offer to help the cause.

Posted by: Steven at March 07, 2005 11:47 AM (hzWyx)

11 Mmm...appeals to the tight sweater gal... That could actually work!

Posted by: Desert Cat at March 09, 2005 08:52 PM (xdX36)

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