June 08, 2007

Watch Out for Colored Index Cards.

They are very dangerous. The husband and I have learned to be careful about what affirmations we place on our bulletin boards and bathroom mirrors, because they all come true. Even the ones that say "I weigh X (X being 15 pounds lighter than what my husband weighs, or five pounds lighter than what I weigh).

Even my car came about as the result of an affirmation: After I'd decided that it was too impractical to get a PT Cruiser, I bought a tiny one on a keychain, and it lived on my bulletin board for months. I saw it there every day. I think it worked on my unconscious, which in turn appealed to my Higher Power.

We become what we surround ourselves with, so those things have to speak a positive message about our aspirations.

My current affirmations:

• I show up on-time or five minutes early for all my business and social engagements. [My tendancy to multi-task sometimes wreaks havoc with this aspect of time-management, so I need to make it important.]

• I weigh 120 pounds. [This figure is just south of the truth. I don't actually care that much, but the older we get the more most of us seem to acquire around the middle, and a round belly is a health risk I don't need.]

• We own a second property, up the coast from here.

• My freelancing brings in $55K a year.

• I keep scrupulous track of my business expenses.

• People find the puzzles I write to be deliciously entertaining. [So far, so good on that score. But the positive affirmation will help me to send my babies out into the world, and given all the time I put into them, they may as well bring in some money.]

Posted by: Attila Girl at 07:27 AM | Comments (2) | Add Comment
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1 The good news is affirmations work. The bad news is concentrating on things you don't want is like praying for them to happen. Also, there's the Law of Unintended Consequences: you get what you wanted, but it brings an "opportunity" with it. -B

Posted by: Bob at June 08, 2007 06:14 PM (k94s3)

2 Uh-oh. Is that, like, a growth opportunity? Those are my least favorite kind.

Posted by: Attila Girl at June 08, 2007 07:28 PM (VgDLl)

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