October 07, 2006
"Why Don't Republicans Need Bookmarks?" He Asks.
"I have no idea."
"They just bend over the page."
"Cute," I tell him. "Are you done?"
"Not quite. What did the GOP leadership say when it got everyone together to talk about the '06 elections?"
I cross my arms and raise my eyebrows.
He continues: "We've got to get everyone on the same page."
"It's not fair," I scold. "The word 'page' makes it too easy. From now on, we should only send salacious emails to . . . I dunno. Hunky young armadillos or something."
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"They just bend over the page."
"Cute," I tell him. "Are you done?"
"Not quite. What did the GOP leadership say when it got everyone together to talk about the '06 elections?"
I cross my arms and raise my eyebrows.
He continues: "We've got to get everyone on the same page."
"It's not fair," I scold. "The word 'page' makes it too easy. From now on, we should only send salacious emails to . . . I dunno. Hunky young armadillos or something."
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"Armadillos?" You want them caught up in a beastiality scandal? Ick!
Posted by: Sean Hackbarth at October 08, 2006 09:16 PM (RiZPJ)
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At least that would be a real scandal, and not this silly sex-that-isn't-sex and children-that-aren't-really-children nonsense.
You want a scandal? A real human being having sex with a congresscritter!
Posted by: Attila Girl at October 09, 2006 04:01 AM (LEEsJ)
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Here's one for the Attila Hub with No Page Mentioned:
Q: In Washington, how do you separate the men from the boys?
A: Midterm elections.
Posted by: k at October 10, 2006 04:46 AM (ESTJx)
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I'm sure he's just as eager to see the GOP get whalloped as I am.
But it's a clever joke. Still, one has a sentimental attachment for the original answer ("crowbar").
Right now, D.C. is basically a showing of "the Keystone Politicians."
Posted by: Attila Girl at October 10, 2006 11:25 AM (LEEsJ)
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