December 06, 2005

Yesterday I Had Lunch

. . . with Radio Lone Star, who brought me some nice gun porn, including an entire special issue magazine devoted to the .45 government model. Naturally, we talked about how the gun industry has changed: there was a time when it was harder for publishing folks to "admit" that they worked for firearms-oriented magazines than it was to concede they work down the street at the Hustler offices. It started to change a little in 1999, when the underground "Y2K preparation" scare led some to re-examine their feelings about self-sufficiency in a number of areas, including home defense. But of course after 9/11 the public settled into a realization that all uses of force—even those that require hardware—are not evil in and of themselves.

That is, it might not be any more wicked to have a sidearm under your bed (secured so your children can't get to it) versus bondage equipment (which no one ever insists should be secured away from the kids).

Around the time we drift away from ordnance and onto media in general, the waitress comes by and I order a margarita on the rocks. No salt. Lone Star looks at his watch, which reads 12:40.

"Is this breakfast for you?" he asks.

"No. I had tea," I respond.

"But have you eaten today?"

"Well," I tell him. "There was milk in the tea. I think that counts."

Posted by: Attila Girl at 12:18 PM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
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1 Radio Lone Star. I like that. When we do lunch we always seem to discuss, among other things, firearms and alcohol. (I wonder how many of your fans know there is an old issue of a gun mag out there showing you in your robe reaching for a Ruger .357.) Too bad we don't smoke. Did I ever tell you about my idea for a magazine called Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms? If it ever comes to fruition perhaps you would like to apply.

Posted by: LBJ at December 07, 2005 08:24 AM (xUyci)

2 I actually own a T-Shirt that says, on the back: "Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms . . . who's bringing the chips?" And I do smoke cigars. I even own a humidor.

Posted by: Attila Girl at December 07, 2005 11:50 AM (zZMVu)

3 1911's, nothing better.

Posted by: Alex at December 08, 2005 06:29 PM (D5tns)

4 Well, my dream gun (other than the WWII-era Luger I will obtain someday if I ever get rich and famous) is a Commander, which is of course one of the slightly smaller variants of the 1911. It's still technically a bit big for my hand, but not to the same degree that the standard 1911 is, and I shoot these weapons very, very well: the weight provides a terrific platform, and there's little perceived recoil. It just takes me a split second longer to reach the magazine release--or the safety. All guns are wonderful. Except some 9mms. For some reason that cartridge doesn't do much for me.

Posted by: Attila Girl at December 08, 2005 06:42 PM (zZMVu)

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