May 05, 2008

"You Can Read That Contempt for the Military in His Work,"

remarks A the H.

Hackbarth, whom I never tire of linking, has a red-meat clip of writer Stephen King displaying his ridiculous prejudices about the armed forces in a public Q&A.

"Just the U.S. military?" I ask. "Or is it all of 'em?"

"I think he regards them all that way," A the H responds. "There's one book [The Stand] in which he has a group of soldiers masquerading as civilians, but they are so stupid that even out of uniform they still stand at attention and salute their officers, so the clever progressives are able to detect them."

Ladies and Gentlemen, the lowest-common-denominator brilliance of Stephen King.

UPDATE: It gets better: according to Ace, King has shut down his own message board, and is sending his fanbots after Newsbusters. Ace:

Wow. Steven [sic] King managed to write something that wasn't a thousand pages long.

BTW, the Newsbusters link above has lots of juicy details on Stephen-gate*; highly recommended.

* As you can see, after fighting the power for decades WRT "gate" as a suffix affixed to any scandal, I've decided to embrace the linguistic suck [age].

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1 And sadly, Stephen King is not the worst offender. The indoctrination never stops! But car anniversaries come and go. Happy Belated PT Cruiser Anniversay (May 3rd)! I figured you were out of town and had other things on your mind. Your car, however, had a wondeful time!

Posted by: Darrell at May 05, 2008 01:57 PM (w5aMl)

2 What did you do to my car while I was in Eugene???

Posted by: Attila Girl at May 05, 2008 04:55 PM (Hgnbj)

3 Just cake and noisemakers. Honest!

Posted by: Darrell at May 05, 2008 07:45 PM (w5aMl)

4 That's something that's itched at the back of my head about King for a while. And it's not just the soldiers, either. Frankly, almost every character he does that's not a mild-mannered middle-age white male author is a little two-dimensional. The man has a headful of stereotypes. Tells a mean story, though, when he's on his A Game.

Posted by: Tam at May 06, 2008 08:13 AM (oF1Bm)

5 My impression of King is that he's utterly brilliant at coming up with plots, but cannot draw up characters--or even write dialogue--to save his life. That's why I'd rather just see the numerous movies based on his premises: he created the overall map, but someone else had a crack at making the people, and getting 'em to talk. As I understand it, there's plenty of wish fulfillment in his books: all the right-wingers are stupid, and all the progressives are smart. So you know where you stand!

Posted by: Attila Girl at May 06, 2008 10:18 AM (Hgnbj)

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