June 13, 2006

Blogagog

. . . has gone vegetarian. Or so he thinks, anyway.

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Stand Up to HFM

One-stop shopping to protest the disgusting spectacle HFM has made of itself by stealing one of Michael Yon's photographs for the cover of Shock magazine.

The link includes: an online petition, ideas for pressuring the publishers of other HFM magazines (such as Woman's Day and Road and Track), a list of retailers that are carrying this pathetic attempt at a launch, and a list of executives within Hachette Filipacchi Media.

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Thirty Things About Me, 8: Finale

1. What time did you get up this morning?

People get up in the morning? What, do they live on farms? Milk cows? WTF?

2. Diamonds or pearls?

Both. Though my pearl:diamond ratio is probably 30:1, so you know which one is my daily drive.

3. What was the last film you saw at the movie house?

United 93. But you knew that, deep down.

4. What is your favorite TV show?

Current: The Sopranos. All-time: either Banacek or Strangers with Candy.

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Yes. We Ordered the Prius.

It should be here in September or so. In the meantime, we're planning on winning a Mercedes for Attila the Hub at our church fundraiser, and then I'm going to win Adam Carolla's Toyota Corolla in early July.

So we'll be okay, car-wise, for a few years. Until my mother decides that we all have to be driving hybrids, right this very minute!

I know what you're thinking. But we're way luckier than average: it's not as far-fetched as you imagine that we'll win two cars within three weeks.

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Thirty Things About Me, 7

5. What did you have for breakfast?

An English muffin. Then watermelon, a bit later. Ain't this the fucking life?

6. What is your middle name?

Classified.

7. What is your favorite cuisine?

Indian, or maybe something Continental (e.g., French or Italian). Do I really have to choose?

8. What foods do you dislike?

Fish. Shellfish. Seafood. You know.

9. What kind of car do you drive?

A 12-year-old Saturn beater.

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And Another Thing!

All you guys who are complaining that we let UBL slip through our fingers in Tora Bora should either tell me what your strategy would have been in that situation, or STFU.


Glad I got that off my chest. Whew!

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Thirty Things About Me, 6

10. Favorite Sandwich?

Ham and gruyere.

11. What characteristic do you despise?

Cluttering. Hate it.

12. Favorite item of clothing?

Summer: my tank tops. Winter: my wool socks.

13. If you could go anywhere in the world for a holiday where would you go?

Fiji.

14. What color is your bathroom?

Right now, an awful beige. But it will be a light green, possibly with white accents.

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Getting To Know the Cotillion Ladies.

It's Cassandra's "30 Things About Me" Carnival! And I was even allowed to participate with my memory problems limiting me to short posts (you have to scroll up and down to read the various installments of my "Thirty Things").

If you want the straight dope on some of the sexiest, smartest chicks in the rightosphere, head on over.

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June 12, 2006

The Second Saga

. . . of Michael Yon and Those Who Steal His Work continues.

At least with the U.S. Army it appeared to be a bureaucratic blunder. This instance is outright theft by bottom-feeders.

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June 11, 2006

Car Dealers

. . . can be real pigeons.

My mom wants to buy a Prius. We've had fun watching the bait-and-switch games, and the prices/interest rates that change, kaleidescope-like.

Tomorrow we'll get together to discuss options and then head to the dealership that hasn't been lying to her. If they can continue to tell the truth and feed us Actual Information, we'll ink the deal.

Never go to one of these places without a writing pad and a pen.

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Thirty Things About Me, 5

15. What's your favorite brand of clothing?

Old Navy, along with any other manufacturer that uses natural fibers. Cotton and silk for me, Baby.

16. Where would you like to retire?

Right here where I am in good old SoCal. Perhaps a bit closer to the beach.

17. Favorite time of the day?

Ask Eric Clapton.

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Thirty Things About Me, 4

18. What was your most memorable birthday?

A tie between 17th (a beautiful clear glass tea set) and 18th (for ten minutes, my very own male harem). There was also a lovely Polish meal, circa 22nd or so. I've had some good times, 'cause I've always had good friends.

19. Where were you born?
Woodruff Community Hospital. My father worked there as a pharmacist at the time.

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June 10, 2006

Zarkman at Iowahawk

He's finding Paradise "overrated."

I figured I'd be caught in the next round of downsizing, so I started keeping myself prepared. For example, I shaved my junk every morning this week. Okay, I know what you're thinking: what the fizzuck? But trust me, it's in the Koran, and it's not as weird as it sounds. If you're about to be banging a room full of doe-eyed virgins, you're gonna want those nards Brazilian waxed pornstar style.

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Thirty Things About Me, 3

20. Favorite sport to watch?
Gossiping. Okay, okay: track. Soccer. Men's basketball.

21. What are you wearing right now?
Oversize T-shirt, socks, underwear, a flannel shirt and a bathrobe. Very chic.

22. Under what star sign were you born?
Cancer. Which makes me a crabby person who likes rubies. Well, sometimes I cheat and buy garnets; I hope the January people don't mind.

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Thirty Things About Me, 2

23. What fabric detergent do you use?
Whatever is cheapest and claims to be unscented.

24. Pepsi or Coke?
Gin and tonic. (Okay, okay: Coke, if I must.)

25. Are you a morning person or a night owl?
As Gertrude Stein once observed, if one is going to be up at dawn, it's better to ease into it rather than waking up and suddenly being confronted with such a sight.

Though when that blue light first spills over the curtains, my initial thought is usually, "I'm a very bad girl indeed. I ought to go to bed. As soon as I finish reading one more chapter, of course."

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Thirty Things About Me, 1

26. What is your shoe size?
Ladies 5. It was 4 1/2 for years, but my foot spread out a bit.

27. Do you have any pets?
Not yet, but I want a doggie as soon as is practical.

28. Any new exciting news you'd like to share with your readers?
I'll be studying the crime novel with a well-known mystery writer and am in grave danger of finishing my book.

29. What did you want to be when you were little?
Bigger. And a fiction writer.

30. What are you meant to be doing today?
Just exactly what I am doing.

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June 09, 2006

If Drugs Are Like Gold and Jewels

. . . physicians are the dragons placed in front of the cave to guard them.

I went to the doctor today for a hydrocortisone shot and some prednisone, but was instead given more skin care advice—none of it too different from what I've been doing over the past three decades. The only real news is that diphenhydramine is not a form of diprolene, so I've been buying the wrong OTC shit. I'm mad at myself, because I'm a proofreader and fact-checker. No excuse.

If the holistic approach doesn't work, however, I will install myself in a tower with a long-range rifle and start shooting—just before I scratch the skin right off my body.

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Wow.

I cruised on over to Iowahawk this morning to see if he'd gotten around yet to pissing on Zarqawi's grave, and came across this summary of the "signifier blogstorm" last week. I'd heard of it, but hadn't yet followed the links.

Very insider-ey. And funnier 'n' hell, if one happened to be following the drama. No one slides from voice to voice like Dave—his parodies have the beauty of the best surfing footage. Right in the tunnel, Baby.

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Damn Those Memory Issues

Lair also wants to know:

How involved were Iraqi forces in this? Can they conduct such operations on their own yet, or are they just a candy-coated shell over Coalition forces still?

I think precision bombing/close air support will remain an American specialty in Iraq, as it is everywhere else. I don't really have a problem with that. It's, you know: it's what we do best.

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Laurence Has

Some sobering questions about the Zarkman's demise. Such as:

Zarqawi commanded Sunnis to hunt Shi'ites. Bin Laden wants everyone to unite and hunt Americans and Jews. Could Bin Laden have ordered Zarqawi's deputies to rat him out?

Zarqawi was attempting to exploit existing fault lines—a much more effective strategy than the "all together now" dreams of AQ leaders outside Iraq. But the simultaneous raids on insurgent strongholds suggests that the "resistance" is in its dying throes in Iraq. Onward.

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